“I’ll be in my trailer…”
…The Acting & Casting Department at C.W. Studios is busy jumping into roles, and casting potential film stars for C.W.’s entire film catalogue, for a chance they might move on to “Stages” Four, Five, and Six.
Step up into your own personal
Star Waggon
Welcome to your tailer: the acting and casting department here at C.W. Studios. My name is Sophie, close friend of C.W.’s, and a star about town… you may have heard of me… Please feel free to browse around. Above is a photo of the Waggon you are in. It sits right in front of Soundstage 8, which you’ll remember is Stage 8 in C.W.’s Soundstages of success: The Lifestyle & Legacy. Above it is, yes you guessed it, a mural of Bruce Willis as the rough and rugged John McClain in 20th Century Fox’s 1988 smash-action hit, Die Hard. One of the greatest action movies to date, well, in his opinion... Here you’ll find some headshots of some great young actors that now makeup the elite of Hollywood. You might also see some photos of C.W. mixed in with some stars he’s met along his journey. Not to mention, more of me…If you do see C.W. somewhere in here, please do not bother him, he’s probably going through a script and needs to learn his lines for later…
He has left with us an acting reel of his very own to show you at the bottom… you might see me in there as well…just a quick cameo darling. Nothing too special. We also have for you a list of his top 10 favorite actors and actresses of all time, for you to judge accordingly. He does love them so. Who are your favorites?
If you’d like to leave a headshot with us before you go, it may turn up in The Casting Department one day, and hey, maybe we’ll call you… who knows. Chao darlings.
Here’s a rare shot of C.W. and Sophie The Dancing Queen (young and sweet, but not 17). This was taken on a cold night in 1979 as they were headed out to their favorite nightclub, The Palace. You can find The Palace here at STUDIO 64 where you can see more footage of C.W. and The Queen under that disco ball.
A STUD, INSIDE A STUDIO, INSIDE A STUDIO? It’s all just too much…
What stars they are, and what stars you are. Just look at you shine!
Welcome to The Star Waggon you Superstars!
Let’s meet the Hollywood elite!
Ready for your close up?
Yes, as a matter of fact, that was C.W. with Dodgeball’s Justin Long, the RoboCop himself Peter Weller, Magic Mike’s Matt Bomer, Cougar Town’s Busy Philips, Drake & Josh’s Drake Bell, The Lord of the Rings’ Sam Wise (Sean Astin), Freddy Got Fingered’s Tom Green, and The Office’s Craig Robinson!
Now please, take a headshot for our records.
You never know when Hollywood will come calling.
We do apologize, but our photo booth doesn’t seem to be working at the moment. C.W. must have used it too many times on himself.
How vain he is that man…
It’s story time at The Star Waggon… so please have a seat and C.W. will tell you a true story about what happened to him one day in Summer of 2019 in sunny,
Los Angeles, C.A.
The Convenience Store(y)
“So I was eating at a pizza place in Sherman Oaks on Ventura Boulevard. It was a Friday in July and I was with a group of friends. We were laughing, visiting, carrying on, and having a good time as usual. It was Celebrity Matt Ryan’s birthday and we usually do it up for the occasion… Anyway, on our way out a producer stopped me and asked if I was an actor… Apparently he had been watching me interact with my friends and said to me “You’d be perfect for this commercial I’m casting”. So, long story short, he cast me in a 7-11 commercial that shot the following Tuesday. It was for 7-11 Now, the mobile app that 7-11 was launching to promote their new delivery service. It was crazy. A tall tale you only hear about in history books. They say Norma Jean was discovered on Ventura Blvd. by a photographer before she became the late great Marilyn Monroe… If I could have only been so… unlucky... The commercial never made it out to the world, maybe they’re saving it for a special occasion. Or, maybe the actors were too good looking to release such a thing. Who knows. Well at least there is a story to tell, and a memory to share…that’s what it’s all about isn’t it? Story and memory?
Please see down below a gallery of stills and behind the scenes footage from the 7-11 shoot and on your way down the steps of the trailer, take a copy of my acting reel. You’ll be ‘reeling’ with delight. What is the lesson to take away from all of this? You never know what’s coming for you, but if you allow life to come at you in all shapes and forms, you won’t be disappointed by what it has in store for you. No pun intended. :)
That concludes the convenient convenience storey here in The Star Waggon.
We appreciate you taking the time.”
C.W.’s acting reel.
A real good time this one. It’s not actually an acting reel, but a video that C.W. made with some friends a while ago… you can’t call this acting could you? It was all completely improvised and unscripted and cut together to make a seemingly cohesive short story. It is about characters in the Mayor’s Office of a town called Coolidge as they try to bring Arena Football to the citizens of their fine town. Coolidge has even been rumored to be the place where C.W. lives… the world may never know. All credit goes to his fellow actors and the director and producer Haynes Brooke.
Welcome to,
The Office: Of the Mayor.
Please hold your applause. Thank you. Thank you.
C.W.’s Top 10 Favorite
Actresses and Actors
From center to right. As always, the ladies are first.
We’re only kidding you, there’s 9 more actors…
